I think you're right I overestimated their chances. It's probably even lower than the chances of you not attacking random posters on a college forum that you don't know because you're such an online tough guy. You're probably one of those 70 year old fat guys that fall up the stairs at Carnasecca.
I appreciate your thinking of yourself as random but your sheer awfulness posits the existence of god, because the odds of someone as preposterous as you occurring in a haphazard uncaring universe boggles the mind. Also I'm not particularly fat although I did put on some weight when I quit smoking, happens to everyone, am not close to 70, and have never fallen upward. Other than that you make some good points, albeit in a completely stupid boring and witless fashion.