I clearly don’t know the vigors of being on the chess team like you do and until I know what it feels like to castle while inhaling on a asthma pump I shouldn’t judge
Vigors is the wrong word, you meant rigors and "inhaling on a asthma pump" (
an asthma pump, shirley) is clunky, how about 'while using an asthma inhaler.' Also I wasn't in the chess club, although I was a Mathlete. Otherwise, sick burn dude.