Last month I was in Philly for the Mets/Phils series and it just so happens that at my hotel was the "Phat Philly Bash"-all weekend long. Im not talking about the fat girl you bring home at 4 in the morning, im talking 400lbs of woman. Some of these woman were so big they needed the George Costanza electric wheel chair to get around. And yes they had skinny black guys hounding them.