Work must be slow for you. If I have some time at work today I'll write something up.
Still trying to confirm the details about this but I heard it from a usually reliable source that Stith has formed a "Transfer Committee" to decide whether or not to transfer and if so, where. The committee members include Chris Monasch, Mike Repole, Brian Colleary, Max Baer Jr., and Sean Penn. What's weird about this is that Max Baer Jr. hasn't done a thing since the Beverly Hillbillies and Sean Penn has been pointless since he immersed himself in Madonna's polluted womb.
I don't see how anyone can be confident that this group will make the right decision. Plus, will they have any real power? Because last time around Quarran Calhoun ignored the suggestions of a similar committee and transferred to Houston after watching a particularly compelling episode of Petticoat Junction. This was particularly strange because Hooterville is in Missouri, not Texas. All I can figure is that Calhoun confused Petticoat Junction with Operation Petticoat, which starred John Astin, who lived briefly in Texas before making it big in the Adams Family.
