It would be the 1950s all over again.
We should be so lucky. Full employment, a republican president, a well defined communist enemy and Marilyn Monroe in the full bloom of her beauty and as yet unsullied by Kennedy sperm. What do we have now? A service economy, President Dumbo, a shadow enemy that spawned the Patriot Act and drone murder, safe spaces cocooning the stupidest generation since man stopped living in the trees and pigs like Lena Dunham and Amy Schumer dumbing down hotness. No god damn it. The whole thing is shit. Non serviam
Where was I. Oh yeah. So I have no problem with white people rooting for white players. I do though have a problem with them pretending the white players don't stink. I have a problem with the same people who trashed D'Angelo Harrison because of his hairdo calling Mussini the best shooter since Chris Mullin. Because he's not. He's not even the best shooter since Terrance Mullin.
White scholarship players since 2000: Tim Doyle, Phil Wait, Max Hooper, Liam Biesty, Phil Missere, Mike Cavataio. Not a four year player in the bunch. Barely a player in the bunch, Doyle and Missere excepted. No wonder the red and white club is all hot and bothered for Mussini, despite the fact that he’s as tall as Frankie Alagia, as agile as Rob Thomas, jumps as high as Tom Bayne and shoots threes as well as did the freshman Phil Greene. Doctor Frankenstein couldn’t work with those parts. My boon companion Poison is spot on: let us see what sort of shape Mussini shows up in this fall. If he spent his summer in the gym it will demonstrate a mental toughness and intelligence that he did not display on the court last year. If he shows up looking like Liza Minnelli, which is what he showed up looking like last year, then he has a bright future in Milan.