Climate change denial
Climate change is the biggest hoax since the Shroud of Turin.
Yea, it's fake science. This is why the right is branded as dumb. They've earned it. At least they've earned something.
Yeah, science: man has sinned against the earth mother Gaia and we're all going to drown in a big flood unless we atone by buying carbon offsets. Cool story bro, but I like the old testament version better, at least there were cute little animals in that one.
When everyone says you're drunk, sit down.
Is that what you do when everyone says you're a dunce?
Real science comprises the belief that a barely sentient life form called homo sapiens on a speck of dust called earth hurtling through a galaxy called the Milky way in an infinite universe in a universe of infinite universes can only save itself by tithing and regulating cow farts. Seriously dood, you might as well paint your face, put on a loincloth and go outside in the backyard and sacrifice a chicken.