1. Do not take joy in anything, even in St john's beating Dook at MSG on national television.
2. If you see someone else taking joy in something, remind them how bad things are and point out how much worse they might become. For example, if you see an excited and happy fan leaviing MSG after St John's beats dwek on national television, remind him that there were no basketball teams in Treblinka and that even if there were the SS would be prohibitive favorites, since most prisoners weighed less than Tariq Owens.
3. Pegging is gay. However, having a prostate exam is not, unless you pay extra for it. On a related note Marco Baldi is a closeted St John's fan.
4. Other than the MAAC, the BE is the best conference in college basketball.
5, When St John's looses [sic] it's because Chris Mullin is garbage. When St John's wins, it's despite that.
6. Mike Schrwshrenki is a bad winner and a sore loser.
7. Lots of jive ass, turkeys, who are tough guys, when they're hiding behind, their computers, wouldn't dare say that to a posters, face, would you, you punks.
8. If Tonyd3 tells you he's going to meet you for drinks by the men's room, he isn't. So bring your own flask.
9. Marvin Bagley is soft. Wendell Carter is not.
10. Howard Garfinkel is still dead.
11. WASJU still cannot hit the curve ball.
12. A photo of a naked woman being crucified generates less web traffic than one of Kelly Cuoco in a teddy.