Wins are objective and can be measured:
1st season 8-24
2nd season 14-19
3rd season 16-17
4th season 21-13*
*Ncaa tournament bid
Take note of the upward trajectory and the * footnote.
Oh brother. Last years team had Bryan Trimble as a 6th man and no 7th man. Some depth.
Take note of 2 last places out of 3. 3 of the worst seasons in school history. Take note of multiple players every year running away from coach mugggggglws. And take note of our amazing special season where our hero against all curses, and where coaches end up in graves took us to the night before the tournament. It was a 7th place magical season that will be remembered forever. I for one can’t understand why mullin was shit canned after it. Their was clear upward trajectory.
In year 1 for 2 million muggglles couldn’t compete with the likes of Fordham and incarnate word. By year 4 coach mullin had Brian Trimble on TRUE TV.
I admit I was a little nervous at first, our hero didn’t look very confident. A 2 hour game was probably to long for him to pay attention. Once he realized he could play with his water bottle and sit on the scorers table. He seemed much better.
By year 2- someone for optics suggested that he stand for part of the game, like other coaches. If you weren’t really paying attention you couldn’t tell that he was an empty suit.
By year 3 the hero learned his most important lesson. “Fxck you” every time he got bored he could curse at someone. At this point he was definitely part of the action.
Year 4- for the first time the hero felt comfortable to actually speak to his players. He wanted them to “stay sharpe”. Clear upward trajectory. Still occasionally the hero might get bored. Rumor was year 5, NIKE Velcro shoes. That could have saved the day.
Mike Anderson isn’t only the best coach we could get at our commuter school. He is a good coach. His job is far from jeopardy. He is going to be here for a long time. I hope you losers keep this up. At times it’s shocking, muggggggles was that bad. Not almost ok. Maybe 2 or more games worse then norm. At times it gives me a laugh. That I appreciate and thank you all for.