Let it be stipulated that this is purely hypothetical, no chance of it actually happening, but
There might not be another figure in college basketball as pompous and smarmy as Boeheim.
I would rather rehire Lavin than see Boeheim coaching St John's. And rather gouge my eyes with toothpicks than watch a Boeheim press conference when he lectures the rest of us deviants about how to run a clean program. B please
Pitino I can handle, if I wash it down with a drink. There aren't enough narcotics in a pharmacy to sedate me enough to swallow Boeheim's bullshit.
It's great that he was less than a jerk to Louie. But that's a pretty low bar. He showed some minimal respect to peer in his own conference/backyard? That's the expectation for most humans, you don't get a commendation for it.