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Malik Boothe is such a phenomenal point guard...he can dribble three balls at once!

I think we have a winner already.

Swing and a miss!

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller

St. John's gets the short end of the stick against BC

Gary Coleman enjoys skipping and white Rice

I wonder if the main page headline is in the running

www.johnnyjungle.com

I was going to pop a three-ball, but my five-foot frame and I decided to drive the paint instead. Popping the trey would take BALLS!

A cockeyed Malik Boothe is nuts to think he can penetrate the balls-out defense of Tyrese Rice, and ends up getting the shaft.

nuts and bolts boothe got screwed

Quote from: Dave on November 19, 2008, 12:40:49 AM

Gary Coleman enjoys skipping and white Rice

"Somebody's cold!"

"Malik and Tyrese protest the recent Title 8 defeat"

"Love and Basketball II"

"Honk, Honk"

"Coach always says that a great PG has to have a good feel for the defense"

"Feel good basketball moment"

"I need to hold onto something to keep my balance"

"That's not your penis is it?"

"You have five minutes to get your hand of my *#%)"

"Where did you learn how to shoot a layup, The Neverland Ranch?"

"Nice move, Elton John"

"Cup Check!"

"Gotcha"

"Best ball skills in the city, son!"

Malike "VIP Boothe!"

"My Boothe or yours?"

"Are you on myspace?"

"This ball is slippery, can I use one of yours"

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"Even a blind squirell gets a nut sometimes"

"Wow you really are hung like a ligh switch"

"Why do they call you the acorn?  Oh!"

"This is legal I swear"

"Hoop Dreams II"

"The Hank GathersOME nuts story"

"I call this the Fran Fraschilla"

"Clay Aiken taught me this move"

"The Ball Don't Lie"

"Watch me slam this.  And after I do that, I'll try to dunk the baksetball!!"

"You should get that checked out"

"That's the last time I fall for that pull my *#$# trick!"

"Gotcha nose...wait...I'm not gay, I'm really short!"

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"Can I have some Rice Milk?"

"Bet mine's bigger"

"Whatcha got over there?"

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Associated Press: Last night, St. John's and Boston College played the first college basketball game on the Moon. Due to the loss of gravity, new rules were allowed such as holding and grabing the opposing teams player. As you can see, Malik Boothe used these rules last night to try and "squeeze" out a win for the Johnnies.

Got Wood ?

Quote from: Dave on November 19, 2008, 12:40:49 AM

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Associated Press: Last night, St. John's and Boston College played the first college basketball game on the Moon. Due to the loss of gravity, new rules were allowed such as holding and grabing the opposing teams player. As you can see, Malik Boothe used these rules last night to try and "squeeze" out a win for the Johnnies.

Worst caption ever!  Have you been drinking?

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"Tyrese, the label says that if you have an erection lasting longer than three hours you have to see the doctor.  I'm telling grandmpa you stole his pills."

Marillac is running away with this thread punks!!!!

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"Malik giving Ty a little (#)fourplay!"