You know you're watching St. John's Basketball when....

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Re: You know you're watching St. John's Basketball when....
« Reply #20 on: February 26, 2009, 03:14:35 PM »
......you see four 5'9 walk ons
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Re: You know you're watching St. John's Basketball when....
« Reply #21 on: February 26, 2009, 05:33:20 PM »
..people ask you to explain what a red storm is.

..people ask you where you're mascot is.

..you get laughed at for going to watch them.

..the other team's players are mystified at how bad we are.

..people say, ya know "they were good when they had Mullin, and that guy Walter Berry. Remember him?"

Re: You know you're watching St. John's Basketball when....
« Reply #22 on: February 26, 2009, 08:31:25 PM »
... you see a louie c. in the stands

Re: You know you're watching St. John's Basketball when....
« Reply #23 on: February 26, 2009, 10:11:34 PM »
When the highlight of your night is yelling at Monasch to wake up

Re: You know you're watching St. John's Basketball when....
« Reply #24 on: February 26, 2009, 10:13:50 PM »
When you want to catch a free shirt just so you can throw it back

Re: You know you're watching St. John's Basketball when....
« Reply #25 on: February 26, 2009, 10:16:02 PM »
when you see players on the bench typing on iphones and realizing they're on johnnyjungle complaining about Norm's offense

Re: You know you're watching St. John's Basketball when....
« Reply #26 on: February 26, 2009, 10:24:20 PM »
You know you're watching St. John's Basketball when every player you cheer for ends up transferring next year! What up Larry !
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Re: You know you're watching St. John's Basketball when....
« Reply #27 on: February 26, 2009, 11:59:14 PM »
... When your power forward flexes after a dunk, down by 19 points.

...  When a three on one fast break, turns into a traveling violation right under the rim.

... When you hear that your wing played with Dejuan Blair in HS.

... When you hear that Chucky Sproling once scored 72 points in a HS game .... (I'm sure some people remember how the announcers always mentioned that, mostly because he rarely scored at StJ.)
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Re: You know you're watching St. John's Basketball when....
« Reply #28 on: February 27, 2009, 01:29:05 AM »
...you have thousands of loyal fans supporting you, win or lose, and they come out and cheer hard for you and support every facet of this program….


OH wait, that’s Duke.

Re: You know you're watching St. John's Basketball when....
« Reply #29 on: February 27, 2009, 04:19:16 AM »
when the rangers have a better chance scoring on a three on one fast break than we do.

Re: You know you're watching St. John's Basketball when....
« Reply #30 on: February 27, 2009, 11:14:44 AM »
When the most incompetent coach in Division I is still on the sidelines after almost five years.

Re: You know you're watching St. John's Basketball when....
« Reply #31 on: February 27, 2009, 11:25:02 AM »
When the cheerleaders still look like their in 9th grade of high school

Re: You know you're watching St. John's Basketball when....
« Reply #32 on: February 27, 2009, 03:46:36 PM »
When the 5th grade CYO team that plays at halftime has at least 3 kids with better jumpshots than anyone on the team.

Re: You know you're watching St. John's Basketball when....
« Reply #33 on: February 27, 2009, 06:13:28 PM »
Our trainer starts designing plays during timeouts because Norm gets brainfreeze

Re: You know you're watching St. John's Basketball when....
« Reply #34 on: February 27, 2009, 06:22:23 PM »
When the beer vendor refers to himself as a pain reliever

When even Choz starts cursing

When you sit in the student section and graduate without ever having been to a post season tournament

When Norm tells Fr Harrington it was a great season and progress because we made the Big East Tournament

When you see Lenn Robbins at halftime complaining about Norm to other fans and then writing an article the next day praising Norm

When the only local beat writers on the road are a torch student and Roger Rubin


Re: You know you're watching St. John's Basketball when....
« Reply #35 on: February 27, 2009, 06:27:02 PM »
You're down by a dozen by the second media timeout and never get closer...
The head coach reminds you how young the team is...
Even the most diehard of fans turns the channel...

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Re: You know you're watching St. John's Basketball when....
« Reply #36 on: February 27, 2009, 06:28:49 PM »
....your diarrhea spells out N-O-R-M-R-O-B-E-R-T-S in the bowl

Re: You know you're watching St. John's Basketball when....
« Reply #37 on: February 27, 2009, 09:43:17 PM »
You know you're watching St. John's basketball when.....


some whiny fans are praising the Baylor program. BAYLOR is back baby!  ;D

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Re: You know you're watching St. John's Basketball when....
« Reply #38 on: February 27, 2009, 10:11:00 PM »
When u have to come online to defend a kid from a poster who is probaly mad at a kid for being a stud with his chick. He probaly posed in ur bedroom and forgot where he was

sjd8886

Re: You know you're watching St. John's Basketball when....
« Reply #39 on: February 28, 2009, 02:10:08 AM »
You know you're watching St. John's basketball when.....


some whiny fans are praising the Baylor program. BAYLOR is back baby!  ;D

when you have over 2300 posts on a college basketball site yet dont know what the hell your talking about, and have 0 people backing you up on an argument :)