You left out from next year:
"We are sju will brag about his relationship with his wife, since he plans a trip to AC with the guys. A week later whe interrogated he will claim it fell through bc of weather/illness/power outage in ac/geno being the driver and getting there too slow. All the while mrs wasju will laugh at him and say "honey, you still are lying to your internet friends to try to seem cool?". That said he will still be happily married and have a great kid so one day he will get over not really being able to go to ac...larry wright on the other hand, is a whole other story.