Movie Quotes

Post a quote, guess a quote. I'll start it off

" So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. "

what u said is bill murray from caddyshack lol

"spider- that bandage on your foot is bigger than your f**kin' head...you know that?"

ding ding ding we got a winner

"I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. "

"I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. "

That would be Bull Durham..

Here is one..

Clete, you tell him. Sectionals of '33, one point down. Five, four, three, two, one, let 'er fly... in and out.   Yeah, well, I was fouled...

Quote from: JJ on December 05, 2007, 01:54:24 PM

"I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. "

That would be Bull Durham..

Here is one..

Clete, you tell him. Sectionals of '33, one point down. Five, four, three, two, one, let 'er fly... in and out.   Yeah, well, I was fouled...

That would be shooter from Hoosiers which I just watched the other day hence the quote in my signature.

hopefully this one is a bit harder....

"And this is where you're gonna learn about the push- start, is right here in a Volkswagon!"

hopefully this one is a bit harder....

"And this is where you're gonna learn about the push- start, is right here in a Volkswagon!"

that would be from my man LEON's movie..     Cool Runnings...


If you get this one you are a true movie aficionado...

Why did it have to be Eddie? He symbolizes everything that disgusts me. Obviousness. Unoriginal macho energy. Ladies man...

I have no idea, maybe someone else has an idea.