'I never thought of Woody as sophisticated'
Woody Allen not sophisticated? He's a brilliant and prolific director, writer, actor, standup comedian. Plus a professional clarinet player and New Orleans swing band leader.
He's pretty darn sophisticated.
Except for the clarinet bit - and kudos for guessing the right instrument this time, winky - you just described Fatty Arbuckle. Like Fatty Woody is also a rapist, although in his case coke bottle glasses rather than glass coke bottles. You might find that sort of thing sophisticated, I do not. Or perhaps we've just discovered another word you don't know the meaning of. IAE perhaps we should just agree to disagree, or if you prefer I can slap you around a bit first.
Can an individual that faced child molestation accusations and ended up marrying a much younger adopted daughter be sophisticated? I think so.
Vinny: J.T., I believe you and Lisa played a game of pool for two hundred dollars, which she won; I'm here to collect.
J.T.: How 'bout if I just slap you around a bit?
Vinny: Oh, a counteroffer. That's what we lawyers, I'm a lawyer, call that a counteroffer. Let me see, this is a tough decision you're giving me here. Get slapped around a bit or collect two hundred dollars. Hmm, let me think. I could use a good slapping around, I'll be very honest with you. Nah, I think I'll just go with the two hundred. [The people in the room laugh]
J.T.: Over my dead body.
Vinny: You like to renegotiate as you go along, huh? Okay then, here's my counteroffer: do I have to kill you? What if I were just to kick the ever-loving shit out of you?
J.T.: In your dreams.
Vinny: Oh, no, no, in reality. If I was to kick the shit outta ya, do I get the money?
JT: (contemplates this) If you kick the shit outta me...
Vinny: Yeah?
J.T.: ...then you get the money.