What is zach b's deal?
I'll take a stab at this one. Likely some combination of the following:
small penis, the disappoint that sets in when he realizes he has to stalk and suck up to teens for scoops, he's tired of people mistaking him for Jared Fogle--it was cool a few years ago when he scored some free meatball marinara foot longs but not so much after the recent events, covering athletes in their primes serves as a perpetual reminder of his shortcomings in both physical appearance and physical talent, his hairline is retreating faster than him during a physical confrontation in high school, he's pissed about always sounding like he has a clothespin clamped on his nose when he talks, and no, Google, he doesn't intend on searching "how to get rid of man boobs" every time he starts a search with "ho".
Or maybe it's as simple as starting fights behind a keyboard with people that could tear him limb from limb in person but that he knows can't respond without causing serious harm to their future makes him feel as alive as he did as a kid when he would yell insults to his peers and then run in his house and lock the door?