I can get behind Deep Dish. The best part being....the shape of a pizza is...a CIRCLE.
The best part is that deep dish pizza isn't real pizza.
My suggestions:
Phil "Bad Cholesterol" Greene - he clogs up the offense
Phil Greene "Eggs and Ham" - ditto
Phil "Kelly" Greene - like Bob Kelly, PG gets floor time at the expense of better players
Phil "Ho Ho Ho" Greene "Giant - laughter is the proper response when Phil's defenders point out how many fouls he hasn't committed
Phil "Bunky" Greene - Bunky Greene is a well known tenor sax player. Sorry, did I say tenor? I meant alto obviously.
Phil "Soylent" Greene - Soylent Greene is an excellent food substitute and Phil should be a sub as well
Phil Greene "Acres" - PGiv is to point guards what Oliver Wendell Douglas was to farmers