If this was a sinking ship or any type of emergency, the first thing I'd have to do would be to knock half you guys out for your own good. Jesus Christ do you guys panic quickly or what? WTF.
To date, we've lost a kid to the effing NBA draft and his best friend who graduated. This twit Jayon is just trying to keep his fifteen minutes going by throwing sh*t at the wall and seeing what sticks. Lucky for him, if it doesn't quite stick, Marco Baldi will be happy to pick it up and slap it back on the wall along with some other sh*t he head from a guy in Columbus Circle wearing a St. John's hat.
Relax guys.