If you knew that wasn't what I meant, then why bother with a snarky comment?
Almost the only pleasure I find in life anymore comes from other people's misfortunes. That might be because I'm an unpleasant miserable misanthrope - or it might be why I'm an unpleasant miserable misanthrope. Probably it's all wrapped up together. Anyway, I commented not to be petty, although certainly I am that and worse. I commented - ever so gently and giving you the benefit of the doubt - lest you follow down the same dark path, however unwittingly. I commented because I found what you said unseemly - even if, as I noted - you didn't mean to say what you said in the way that you said it. Because what you said was as callous as things I say when I'm trying to be callous, as I often am, because I'm an unpleasant miserable misanthrope. Huh. It turns out that I was trying to help you see the bigger picture: to save you from yourself. Turns out I'm not such a bad guy after all. Thanks for helping me realize that. I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me.