Okay, my serious answer is Williams for fun and Jordan for production. I think Williams will be a fan favorite very quickly with his exciting deep threes, vicious dunks, blocks, and personality.
Jordan has crazy potential. He was the 2013 RSCI #26 ranked kid in an insanely talented class (Parker, Wiggins, Randle, Gordon, Harrison brothers, Portis, Embid, Ennis, James Young, Vonleh, etc.). There are only a few guys in the top 30 playing next season, and even fewer top 30 guys from the three year before. That means that he is one of the highest ranked upperclassmen left in the country . He has to get better in the pick-and-roll and he has to make better decisions with the ball. He has nobody to lean on...no more crutches. I think that will be a good thing. The best thing about him is that he is very good on defense, the glass, and with loose balls. That's huge.
Obekpa could be a different man. I was very disappointed with him after the first month last season. He was frustrated with never getting touches and he was extremely immature. He had leverage on Lavin, as Lavin sold all those guys on the NBA and CO could threaten to transfer or declare. He has no leverage with Mullin. Mullin didn't promise him anything and his is last season. No more threats. If Pinckney come aboard, he could really be a monster. I don't think he showed us half of the player he could have been last season.
I think Durand Johnson has All-Big East ability and, as odd as it is to say about a new member of a team, is probably the surest thing we have next season.