Nonsense. I never fumble.
I'm sorry I referred to you as a guy. That was so 1950s of me to assume your gender without asking for you how you identify and what pronouns you prefer beforehand. Please forgive me as I am new to this.
Did you see the person who identifies as female make that world-changing kick for Vanderbilt?! O-M-G it was amazeballs. I bet she pictured the patriarchy for inspiration. Take that toxic masculinity!
-Marillac (They/Them pronouns)