This would a funny post if it were not mostly true.
Mostly true? Which part isn't. ANSWER IN ALLCAPS, that's when you're at your best.
[...]
Sadly on sheer talent Curbelo is the better player but has zero self control.
1. Even if that were true, why is it sad?
2. Curbelo, let's see. Too too many tattoos? Check. Headband? Check. HD Vision Ultra Wraparound Sunglasses? Check. Complicated facial hair? Check. Behind the back pass to Row C? Check. Where's Bobby Kelly when you need him. Check.
Posh > Curbelo every day and twice on Sundays.
PS If you think this is bad, wait until next year, after Soriano Storr and Posh transfer. Good grief.
PPS Posh Posh Posh ... Joel Joel ... Posh ... Tez Tez Tez ... Joel