Pretty Low

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Pretty Low
« on: December 20, 2008, 11:59:28 AM »
Sombody stole my Bounce from the laundry this morn.

I wuz puttin the whites in one load and the coloreds in another like alway when my cell lit up wit my girl. So I go out where it a lil quieter to talk fo like two mins.

I go back in and my Bounce is gone. Was under the laundry bag. Dont get lower that stealin a brother's laundry supply. Paid like $2.59 fo a 50-pack.

So mad yo. Then I remember I a God-fearin man and not into revenge.
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Re: Pretty Low
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2008, 02:56:02 PM »
That's cold!  Especially during the Christmas season....it's one thing if a hungry person steals bread....stealin' Bounce is just sheer greed...I feel for ya choz..
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Re: Pretty Low
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2008, 07:51:22 PM »
I work for a private wall street firm and you can't keep food and water in the frig without it gettin stolen!!!

Re: Pretty Low
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2008, 08:04:57 PM »
I've got a similar story, choz.  I was at my laundry room in my dorm at Hofstra and I left my EMPTY laundry bag down there while my clothes were drying, and when I returned the laundry bag was gone! 

I swear, some people would steal paint off the wall if they had a chance. Sheesh.
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Re: Pretty Low
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2008, 11:43:39 PM »
Sombody stole my Bounce from the laundry this morn.

I wuz puttin the whites in one load and the coloreds in another like alway when my cell lit up wit my girl. So I go out where it a lil quieter to talk fo like two mins.

I go back in and my Bounce is gone. Was under the laundry bag. Dont get lower that stealin a brother's laundry supply. Paid like $2.59 fo a 50-pack.

So mad yo. Then I remember I a God-fearin man and not into revenge.


That's just plain wrong.

Re: Pretty Low
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2008, 12:10:18 AM »
This should be Bounce's new marketing campaign. 9/10 paper bags look to steal Bounce over other leading laundry brands.
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Re: Pretty Low
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2008, 12:58:40 AM »
I work for a private wall street firm and you can't keep food and water in the frig without it gettin stolen!!!
it's also like that in radio stations.  you could owe someone ten bucks and tape it to a bulletin board and it'll never get stolen.  food is another story.

worst case...at 1010 wins, alice stockton rossini was pumping milk for her newborn and she left a bottle of it in the fridge.  one of our female coworkers used it in her tea.  true story.


Re: Pretty Low
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2008, 06:29:46 PM »
I work for a private wall street firm and you can't keep food and water in the frig without it gettin stolen!!!
it's also like that in radio stations.  you could owe someone ten bucks and tape it to a bulletin board and it'll never get stolen.  food is another story.

worst case...at 1010 wins, alice stockton rossini was pumping milk for her newborn and she left a bottle of it in the fridge.  one of our female coworkers used it in her tea.  true story.



THAT IS LOL FUNNNNNYYYYY!!!!! YUCK!!! CLASSIC!!!

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Re: Pretty Low
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2008, 05:55:48 PM »
I work for a private wall street firm and you can't keep food and water in the frig without it gettin stolen!!!
it's also like that in radio stations.  you could owe someone ten bucks and tape it to a bulletin board and it'll never get stolen.  food is another story.

worst case...at 1010 wins, alice stockton rossini was pumping milk for her newborn and she left a bottle of it in the fridge.  one of our female coworkers used it in her tea.  true story.


Oh snap.  I hope someone told that coworker what she drank.

Re: Pretty Low
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2008, 11:10:20 PM »
yes...when alice asked what happened to her milk...the culprit turned beet red.