MARCO BALDI POSTER ROAST!

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MARCO BALDI POSTER ROAST!
« on: April 17, 2009, 02:17:06 PM »
So if you google Marco Baldi chances are you'll find some hair dresser and lets just say our Marco's flame is way more fierce. He's always poke fun at other men by posting flaming pictures and how does he search for these pictures so fast? Why does he know the keywords? Yea think about it....eww. So some may be sparking up joints on this April 20th but we're here to honor Marco Baldi.

Marco Baldi is a controversial mod here some love him and some apparently hate him. It's funny though people will take the status of being a mod so seriously when all his responsibilities fall under off topic. Baldi wasn't as qualified as his predecessor, that buck toothed guy on the cover of mad magazine, but he's doing alright except he keeps forgetting this is not the Iona board.

Recently Marco Baldi was banned from his first love message board bigeastboards.com (free plug a rear of a donkeys) for reasons unknown. I guess you can't have a signature with money in it but its cool to have pictures or crumbcakes or actual pictures of other posters as your avatar to belittle their human dignity. I guess what Marco did was too much for the site that claims to be the most bad ass st. john's message board. Thug keyboard and mouse life yo. So everyone hold your beer in the air and Baldi grab your daiquiri.... to Marco mother f*&^%$ Baldi ladies and gentlemen.....the flaming off topic mod who loves Norm Roberts like a 3 legged dog.



****MARCO BALDI CAN NOT RESPOND TO ANYTHING YOU SAY IN THIS THREAD FOR 3 WHOLE DAYS AFTER THE 3 DAYS IS UP THEN HE CAN RESPOND WITH A FINAL STATEMENT AND THE THREAD WILL BE CLOSED.****
« Last Edit: April 20, 2009, 11:27:27 AM by Dave »
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Re: MARCO BALDI POSTER ROAST! THIS MONDAY
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2009, 08:41:28 AM »
After SUGGESTING to do body shots off the Beast of the East at last year's BEB social, I'm not surprised that baldi isn't scared of anything...
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Re: MARCO BALDI POSTER ROAST! THIS MONDAY
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2009, 09:37:46 AM »
I thought the story was that Marillac offered to buy belly shots off the smooth toned abs of his date, Diana something or other!

Happy Roast Baldi!


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Re: MARCO BALDI POSTER ROAST! THIS MONDAY
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2009, 10:03:30 AM »
I heard Marco Baldi was taking ca$h money from someone to start $**t on message boards, is this rumor true?!  My source - who never says anything unless it's 2 legit and is in no way friends with Kevin Willard - tells me that through the internets.

Re: MARCO BALDI POSTER ROAST! THIS MONDAY
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2009, 10:04:31 AM »
 Baldi you was robbed....that punk should of not gotten you banned over there..the board was dead already..now its forgotten....long live the BALDI..

Re: MARCO BALDI POSTER ROAST! THIS MONDAY
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2009, 10:06:50 AM »
Now that your banned from BEB you can allot more time to your moderator duties at HOT LATIN BOYS.COM and HEY KID DO YOU WANT SOME CANDY.COM.

Re: MARCO BALDI POSTER ROAST!
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2009, 11:28:20 AM »
I edited the first post to open this thing up and also explained how this is going down. Baldi can't respond to anything here so get it going
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Re: MARCO BALDI POSTER ROAST!
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2009, 03:13:39 PM »
Let him have it guys....
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Re: MARCO BALDI POSTER ROAST!
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2009, 03:48:48 PM »
Someone's gotta say something about Baylor.

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Re: MARCO BALDI POSTER ROAST!
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2009, 03:59:06 PM »
im surprised marco never became a magician with his ability to turn facts into opinions and opinions into facts

Re: MARCO BALDI POSTER ROAST!
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2009, 04:08:23 PM »
Marco, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom, roasted.  ;)

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« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2009, 04:14:43 PM »
Norm called and said when are you picking up his dry cleaning?
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Re: MARCO BALDI POSTER ROAST!
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2009, 04:21:28 PM »
Jeff Ruland called and said you left some of your clothes in his room last night. He thinks you did it on purpose.
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Re: MARCO BALDI POSTER ROAST!
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2009, 04:55:42 PM »
8,000 posts.....impressive or pathetic? With those kind of numbers, anything less than sleeping with a BEB mod's wife over there shouldn't have gotten u banned.  Since you've been banned   i don't think there has been a post on BEB about anything except your banishment.....which gets immediately locked. 

Re: MARCO BALDI POSTER ROAST!
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2009, 05:06:46 PM »
Marco has recently decided to pitch a motion picture to movie studio's called 2Gaels1Cup
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Re: MARCO BALDI POSTER ROAST!
« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2009, 05:10:16 PM »
Marco, you crush your wife during sex and your heart sucks. Boom, roasted.  ;)

Marco, you're gay.  Boom, roasted.

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Re: MARCO BALDI POSTER ROAST!
« Reply #17 on: April 21, 2009, 12:07:43 PM »
The news says Marco Baldi has given up a life of virtue and is extorting Pitino.

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« Reply #18 on: April 21, 2009, 03:47:15 PM »
Hey Dave, can you amend Marco’s Avatar to show the same scarlet letter as he had on the other site before being banished?

It said something like: ON DISCIPLINARY WARNING!

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Re: MARCO BALDI POSTER ROAST!
« Reply #19 on: April 21, 2009, 03:55:10 PM »
PMG911, Marco's "nemesis" is actually his "role model" and Baldi pursued a moderator position at the JUngle minutes after a private conversation with PMG revealed that it was his aspiration to moderate BEB.

And the rivalry was born.

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