I think a bettter question would have been what player does the best with the ladies. Here is how I break it down:
1. God's Gift-has the best pickup line. "Would you like to see God's Gift to me?"
2. Harrison-volume scorer
3. Sir Dom-Named himself Sir Dom, I am sure he has a creative nickname for his manhood
4. Marco-He is French
5. Sampson-Likes to score
6. Obepka-Basketball announcers always describe him as "long".
7. Hooper-Being smart helped Will Hunting nab Minnie Driver.
8. Jordan-No real reason other than he is my favorit player and wouldn't feel right about putting himany lower.