Only at St John's can a volunteer get canned
Maybe Mullin and Zendon conversation went something like below?
KRAMER
What did you want to see me about, Mr. Leland?
LELAND
Kramer, I've.. been reviewing your work.. Quite frankly, it stinks.
KRAMER
Well, I ah.. been havin' trouble at home and uh.. I mean, ah, you know, I'll work harder, nights, weekends, whatever it takes..
LELAND
No, no, I don't think that's going to, do it, uh. These reports you handed in. It's almost as if you have no business training at all..
I don't know what this is supposed to be!
KRAMER
Well, I'm uh, just--tryin' to get ahead..
LELAND
Well, I'm sorry. There's just no way that we could keep you on.
KRAMER
I don't even really work here!
LELAND
That's what makes this so difficult.