SJ by 12
DePaul's guards wilt against our defensive pressure, their bigs get into early foul trouble against our speed, and Trimble hits a few 3s, prompting the covert squad that has been dispatched to Italy to kidnap Mussing to be called back.
Max Strus hits some deep 3/s, prompting 100 posts on JJ about why our lazy and incompetent staff can't scour D2 rosters to pluck our a kid who can score 20 a night in the BE.
Everything is fine in Johnnyland until midweek when the HOYAs, the scourge of the MEAC, come into MSG and give us a competitive game with their BE height and bulk.