People keep bringing up the same point because the staff keeps failing to address it.
Poison and TonyD Visit The Antarctica, a play in one Act.
Poison: It's cold.
TonyD: I know right? It's freezing.
Poison: No, I mean it's really cold. I'm freezing my balls off. It was never this cold in Scarsdale.
TonyD: I know, it's really cold. I had to crack the ice in the toilet this morning to take a satisfying dump.
Poison: I know, it's cold. Staff should work harder to fix the boiler.
TonyD: I'm shivering it's so cold.
Poison: I'm really cold now. I wish someone would fix the boiler.
TonyD: I know, I think the boiler's broken. Trust the heating repair guy!
Poison. It's freezing. They should fix the boiler. Lazy bastards.
TonyD. I know, I had to crack the ice in the toilet this morning to take a satisfying dump.
Poison: Right? It's freezing. I wish I'd never left Scarsdale.
TonyD: Colder that a witch's tit. Not that I've ever seen a tit, I've been too busy dumping.
Poison. No kidding. It's colder than a well digger's ass. And unlike you I've seen a well digger's ass. Someone should fix the boiler.
TonyD: They're too lazy to fix the boiler and even if they fixed the boiler they'd run out of coal and it'll still be freezing. Trust the coal guy!
Poison: Staff's too lazy to fix the boiler or order coal, that's why it's so cold.
TonyD: You're right, it is cold.
Poison. It is, very cold.
TonyD: It's certainly cold.
Poison: I wish someone's fix the boiler. I can't feel my toes.
TonyD. And order coal. I had to break the ice in the toiler this morning to take a satisfying dump. That's how cold it is.
Poison. It's cold. Never this cold in Scarsdale.
TonyD: I know, I'm really cold now.
Poison. Me too, I'm freezing.
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TonyD And Poison Get Hungry.