Our new Nike swag at Carnesecca Arena is better than it’s ever been. Make sure you get yours before Christmas.
And remember, every single time you buy anything that Nike makes for St.John’s, you’ll not only be stylish, you’ll be helping to fuel one of the most powerful liberal forces forces in the world.
However, if you happen to be one of those pathetic, small minded f*cks crying about the “Redmen” you should instead bend over, hold that position, and think about how the liberals took that from you and how you’ll never get it back. Ever.