I think the only fair assessment of the situation is to accept that St.John's fans are assh*les.
I was standing at the end of the game, and in my section, I was the only one. I wish I could have tasered every single middle aged fat guy in my section.
But I don't own a taser. I think it would be great if instead of a senseless bird, we could have a prison warden be our mascot, and when he sees fans just sitting there, he could taser them.
Not only would it keep fans active and cheering, but the crowd could get to see a fat middle aged guy get tasered-and that is certain to get the crowd jumping.