After thousands of poorly produced interweb posts of pure drivel spanning more than a decade, I have finally come up with a great idea that I know will actually help the team. Kindly turn your attention to the following Alumni hall free throw statistics:
Columbia 73% Us 65%
Wagner 77% Us 61%
Bonnies 82% Us 50%
Cinc. 86% Us 46%
Rutgers 64% Us 64%
All we have to do is get the students behind the baskets to switch their current free throw routines for us and our opponents and we'll never lose another game on campus.
To clarify:
1) When we are shooting the fans should scream, jump around, wave signs and letters and do everything possible in an attempt to distract our shooters.
2) When the enemy is shooting they should simply put their arms up in the air and remain completely still and silent.
If anybody in the student section has the clout to make this happen, I'm sure that the Ncaa bid this year will be ours and our return to college basketball prominence will be quickly upon us.