Norm was never fired? There has been a lot of that talk lately. Mostly from Norm. Well let's hop in Doc Brown's Delorean and see what would have happened:
NOVEMBER
SJU opens the season at ST Mary's with a lineup of Evans, Burrell, DJ, Horne and Boothe. SJU loses 76- 68. Steve Lavin doing commentary for ESPN claims he really likes SJU 6th and 7th men Dwight Hardy and Justin Brownlee. Norm blames the loss on the time difference."My guys didn't know whether they were eating breakfast, Lunch or Dinner."
SJU finishes the month by coming in 3rd in the Alaska shootout. Norm blames a fear of Polar Bears on the loss. "Both Malik's spent more time looking over their shoulders to make sure they weren't eaten than concentrating on the plays."
Record 3-2
DECEMBER
SJU loses to Northwestern in the Holiday tournament. Norm blames last minute Christmas shopping for the loss." Even though our school is in NY we stayed at a hotel across from the Garden for some reason and I couldn't keep my players out of Macy's."
Record 7-4
JANUARY
January sees the Johnnies play a brutal schedule of 7 ranked teams. SJU loses all seven culminating in a 92-78 blowout to Duke.
Norm blames Mike Jarvis. "I inherited this schedule."
Record 9-11
FEBRUARY
After knocking off Rutgers SJU visits Pauley Pavilion. SJU loses 86 74. The game is relatively close despite UCLA shooting 65 more free throws than SJU. Becuase everyone fouled out Dwight Hardy goes off for 36 points. ESPN announcer Lavin claims" I really like that kid." UCLA frosh Dwayne Polee scores 16. Meanwhile Norm's lone recruit Earvin Lawrence scores 2 and has 8 to's. Earvo as he is called really impress coach Roberts. "I think I am going to have to find Earvo some more minutes. He really wears that headband well. He is starting to remind me of his brother." The next game in a loss to UCONN Earvo is elevated to 6th man and Hardy scores 6 pts in 14 minutes.
Record 11-17
MARCH
SJU goes 1-1 to finish the season 12-18. Norm blames his team's age."What do you expect? My guys are just too old. They were constantly falling asleep during night games. Wait till next year when I have 10 Frosh. I know my incoming class isn't highly regarded, but I really expect big things from Earvo's two cousins Enis and Eli."
Let's get back in that Delorean, this alternate reality sucks!