DePaul thoughts: http://www.bigeastboards.com
More entertaining than normal, which is a compliment. I hope your brain can be frozen to one day be unfrozen to unleash the ferocious prose upon those future generations who will admire your work while wondering, "what the heck do half those words mean?" I think your brain will come back as "God's Gift."
"I did not see enough of the game to notice Lavin cock anything up spectacularly, although he did call an eccentric timeout after a 4 point mini run broke the late tie and with a TV TO looming." >>> Did you mean this as "stop cock" meaning, or "cook anything up"? Or some other Foad machination I would whiff on with my best baseball swing?
Robert Burns
When first my brave Johnie lad came to this town,
He had a blue bonnet that wanted the crown;
But now he has gotten a hat and a feather,
Hey, brave Johnie lad, cock up your beaver!
Cock up your beaver, and cock it fu' sprush,
We'll over the border, and gie them a brush;
There's somebody there we'll teach better behaviour,
Hey, brave Johnie lad, cock up your beaver!
or the Urban Dictionary,
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cock-Up take your pick