Dave,
I know you have met KA numerous times and have expressed how great a personality he has. With the next few weeks going to be a whirlwind for KA, I though we might be able to help him get through his final screening processes. I know whenever and wherever he finishes one of his campus visits he has to give a parting talk. So here is where we can help KA. We can provide him with a template so he can give credit to the schools involved.
How is this for a sample:
"I want to thank the school and the coach for taking the time to give me a tour. I "normally" (for the SH faction) do not talk this much, but you have a good coach, a good program and a nice campus. Was that really pizza I had for lunch? Does it really cost $$$ to have my family come out to attend each of my games? (for the FL and UCLA factions) I can honestly can state that you are one of the five schools in the lead for my services. Did you fan website really only have 72 posts on my possibly coming to your school? Are you sure that was pizza we had for lunch? Yes, I will answer a question. My favorite colors are red and white. Is that a problem? I am sorry that you did not get an invitation for my party on 9/20. It must have got lost in the mail. Once again, thanks everyone!"
Dave, I am sure that KA would appreciate our help in this busy times.