It would be a great addition if we added a basketball mind to the staff.
I could while away the hours,
extolling Phil Greene's powers
But that would be insane
And my head I'd be scratchin'
while the weave i'd be hatching
If I only had a brain.
I'd unravel every defense
without a care or pretense
its easy to explain
With the thoughts I'd be thinkin'
while my prostate is shrinkin'
If I only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why
The foul lines near the floor
I could think of things
were never thunk before.
I would not take a powder
my head all full of chowder
While all the threes were drained
We would dance and be merry,
Like when we had Walter Berry
If I only had a brain.